Flipt the Script

Hey, you wanna dance?
Shake those antsy pants.
The way things goin down,
Let's fold up this little town.

You know I'm hot stuff,
So don't go flyin' off the cuff.
Action. Take two.
That part's too big for you.

While you've all been waiting,
I'm gesticulating.
Breaking every mirror
To see things so much clearer.

Since no one seems the wiser,
I'm gushing like a geyser.
So flattered that you know
Which way the wind blows.

I know you really care
For my sexy savoir faire.
We're all still getting paid.
Wave your flag at my parade.

I'd like to thank you all
For hiding every flaw.
For buffing up the shine.
The honor's been all mine.

Who cares for boring truth.
Reserve my favorite booth.
For everything I lack,
Bring me a shot in the back.


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