Five Happiness

Edsel Ford Fong.
Shuffling Oolong.
Reeling dumb waiter.
Order alligator

Clips for hot tea.
Take sips, one, two, and three,
Then tell her that she's fat
You talk to her like that.

And watch her
Little cry.
Love you.
OK, Bye bye.

Up comes the salty meal
With potato skin appeal.
Ash flaccid cigarette.
Ask nicely and you'll get

What you came for, after all.
No shiny waterfall.
Climb stairs up to the top.
Butt sore and then go plop.

The sassy, wise old waiter
Leaves half a glass of water.
Maybe see you later.
You break her, when you brought her.

Have a nice day.
Bye bye. Now go away.
Come back when I am ready
To give you more and plenty.

And come back here you will.
They love me, even still.
Upstairs, just ring the bell.
Good fortune. Go to Hell.


5/27/22​