Shore Leave

Ratchet Ford Rachel
Fingering a facial
Couldn’t rightly cut it,
So I bring her a bucket.

Lying in the grass,
Sunburnt, flabby ass,
Flipping pages briskly.
Frisky little kitty.

Rear View Mirror Sara.
Black eye, cat mascara.
Honk it if you’re horny.
Dumbass bitch ain’t sorry.

I’d be just the same.
Play her little game.
Hundred dollar nightly.
Small town Aphrodite.

Honestly, I’m wheezing.
Laughing at the sleazing.
Turned up noses holler.
Baby got a dollar.

Following the flavor,
Tuna fish they savor.
Catting down the alley
To see Good Evening Sally.

Titty Twister Tamra.
Quick, go get your camera.
Running through casinos,
Baby Blanket Bingo.

Shave its’ rusty belly.
Sailor Razor Ellie.
Pall Mall’s at the drive-in.
Jive-Ass Jill keeps jivin.

Sshhh.. the movie’s startin
Oh, I beg your pardon


11/2/20