Bottom's Up

Royal Royal.
Rotten, spoiled.
Bloated, boiled.
Anointed, oiled.

Smuggy, smirky,
Judgy, jerky.
Beyond reproach.
Too good for coach.

Returns your calls,
Like New York dolls
Slink down the halls,
Pumped air and hissing.

Listen, listen...
What you’re missing
Amounts to lolly.
Pop and Molly

Goes the Weasel.
Boring beasel,
Pretentious measle,
Above the rest.

Self impressed.
Youthfully dressed.
Feigning slack.
​Behind your back.

Boyish man.
Also ran,
Teflon coated,
Peter Pan.

Middle aged.
Still needs a stage
To steal your scene.
The impish teen.

​7/1/23