Channel Changer

At a glance
Circumstance
&
Half a chance
Smartypants.

Dine and dash,
Sill and sash,
Wad of cash
Balderdash.

Alley oop
On the stoop
Chicken coop
Bettie Boop.

Rotten Robbie,
Just a hobby
In the lobby,
Kemosabe.

Punch and Judy,
Rutti tutti
Little cutie
Bounce big booty.

Do the dishes:
Fountain wishes.
Sleeps with fishes,
Aloysius.

Ten to midnight,
Feeling alright.
Fight the good fight.
Kiss the twilight.

Do it all night